Cupid Poop I couldn't send you flowers And candy wouldn't do And mushy cards just didn't say the things I want them to. So I got you something special and here's the inside scoop, I found you something very rare... It's genuine Cupid poop!
Here's a few other version of this poem you might enjoy!
When cupid shoots his arrow and misses your heart by a few You don't have to worry because he left his red Pooh-Pooh
As cupid shoots his arrow and misses your heart by a few He'll leave you something special His Cupid Red Pooh-Pooh.
Cupid poop Just when you thought that Valentines Day, had no space for any more improvement. your doubts must all now fly away; you've gotten a gift of Cupid's bowel movement!'
Cupid poop front: A Valentine's Gift for You On the Inside: Left: Entwined Hearts graphic of some sort On the Inside Right: This is a very special gift That you can never see The reason it's so special is It's just for you, from me. Whenever you are lonely Or even feeling blue You only have to hold this gift And know I think of you. You never can unwrap it Please leave the ribbon tied Just hold the box close to your heart It's filled with love (poop) inside.
Cupid poop Here is something from the cupids above who fly along with all the doves Who's arrows have hit many hearts, who send you a gift in this lil' tart. --( heart) use either-- Your love and beauty have been so true, The cupids have sent you their lil' poo-poo
Cupid Poop I know how much you (care for) (love) me, Just as I (care for) (love) you. But because you (never) (seldom) show it, All you get is Cupid Poo.
Cupid Poop (use small red heart candies or Tic-Tac mints)
I could have sent you flowers, And candy would have been nice, too. A mushy card would say the things I really wanted it to. But I decided to give you something special, So, listen...here's the scoop... I found you something really rare, It's genuine Cupid Poop!
Valentine's Day - Cupid Poo Poo
If Cupid shoots his arrow, and misses your heart by a few. Don't worry; he'll leave something special, His little Cupid red poo poo.
Cupid poop I think that Valentine's day is for lovelorn fools, So I'm giving everyone samples of Cupid's stools!' I did not seal this flap with spit, 'cause inside I put some Cupid S**t!'
Cupid poop 'I used not my tongue to seal this flap, 'Cause I've sent you Cupid Crap!' My thoughts for you, I cannot tell with words, But you get the message, from these Cupid Turds!' On Valentine's day, just as the sun came out, A commotion roused me to my stoop, NO! a FLAMING BAG?! I stomped it out, Then found my shoe coated with Cupid Poop!' Just when you thought that Valentine's Day, had no space for any more improvement, Your doubts must all now fly away, You've gotten a gift of Cupid's bowel movement!' I think that Valentine's day is for lovelorn fools, So I'm giving everyone samples of Cupid's stools!' I did not seal this flap with spit, 'cause inside I put some Cupid S**t!'
Cupid Poop I didn't get you flowers, and chocolates wouldn't do. The sweet romantic cards weren't right! Hmm... what should I do? So I found you something special it’s been around since the start, I found you something extremely rare, tiny pieces of CUPID HEART!
This one isn't a poop, but it has the same general idea. MAGIC CUPID DUST
Fill a small plastic bag with red and white glitter On a pink piece of card stock print -
Toss a little pinch of Cupid Dust in the air when you need to feel some magical sensations. It is a tiny sprinkling of love, fortune, and tenderness. Trust in Cupid. You will never be alone and your life will be full of happiness.